You’re Just Using Us for Our Burgers

Hi, meat-eaters!

We need to talk. I’ll just cut to the chase because I don’t want to waste anyone’s time.

As a vegan, I think I can speak for all of us when I say we’re beginning to feel a little used. We’ve been trying to get your attention for years and now, all of the sudden, captured it with our burgers, but your interest in us is so damn specific.